5 tablespoons of considering the target audience and the platform upon which you're advertising
1 pinch of logistical details
2 sprinkles of playful words like "adorkable" and "LOL" to spin off Zooey Deschanel's goofball character
0 spoonfuls of drab calls-to-action like "Watch tonight!"
The result: me clicking "attending" + wanting to watch the show even more than I already did + sharing with the world my excitement to watch the premiere.