I've gained certified nerd status.

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The time has come for me to join the Four Eyes Club. Apparently I have astigmatism. But, the doctor assured me my eyes are not diseased. And he says I need to take a break from work / looking at a computer screen every 20 minutes. And he says you should too. So that's cool. I mean, you can't disregard doctor's orders!

The Story Behind the Story of Sitewire's New Dot Com and Website Story

Within the cream-colored cubicle maze of our office, there are some incredibly talented people who have made miracles happen in record time. These people have toiled late into the night. These people have sweat profusely (I know – gross, but impressive). These people have redefined “extraordinary.”

After eleven and a half years of countless, failed attempts, one young lad finally wrangled in our .com domain. Then, amidst innumerable client projects and a timeline with seemingly no time at all, a healthy handful of Sitewireans launched sitewire.com with a revitalized look, feel and approach to digital marketing.

Why didn’t Sitewire have sitewire.com before, you ask? Like how a certain Mr. Rogers always longed for you to be his neighbor, Sitewire always longed for sitewire.com. Having it, however, simply wasn’t possible, and it wasn’t by choice. Co-Founder, Bret Giles explains:

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“When we started Sitewire in 1999 we probably considered about a thousand names from a hundred sources – ranging from eClique to Bluedog.  In the end, we selected Sitewire only to discover that through our branding process someone else had secured the .com URL.  So we went with .net and opted to use it almost as a differentiator in the early days – particularly following the ‘.com bust.’”

Even with the contrasting cool factor, there was always the downside. “Having .net always seems like you were late to the game, which we were not,” says the no-longer-frustrated Creative Director, Rick Snailum.

Without owning our .com, there was always the possibility of miscommunication and missed prospects, explains Andrew Bagley, Director of Emerging Media. “By default, people always assume .com, which meant that MILLIONS of people every day were going to a parked domain while looking for our website – well, maybe not MILLIONS…”

Mr. Giles reiterated the importance of owning a .com, saying...

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Introducing: the Hamlet McShandwich

Shakespeare ain't got nothin' on this Hamlet...McShandwich.

I call it a hamlet because it's kind of like an omlet, but with ham. And this tasty breakfast treat also looks like the most popular item on the McDonald's breakfast menu, yet it is made by me, Shannon. Hence, McShandwich. The Hamlet McShandwich. I would try to tell you how to make one of these, but the truth is that... It really is far too complicated. You need an English muffin and butter and eggs and cheese and ham, and then you have to, like, cook it and stuff.

I will let you in on a little secret, though: after you've toasted your Enlish muffin halves, spread a bit of butter on those suckers and then sprinkle 'em with cinnamon and sugar. Why? Because it freakin' tastes good. Trust me. Yes, I know this is not a snickerdoodle. Anyway, the next step is to place the cheese on top. Then put the hot egg on top of the cheese to melt the cheese. Then put the ham - also hot - on top of the egg. Then put the other side of the English muffin on top of the egg.

I really wish I could tell you more, but I really gotta get the phone. Omigod! Top Chef's calling!

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PO (Post Office) Puts the PO in POS

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Dear the Tempe Southern and College Post Office,

I don't like you.

There's clearly a problem if customers open your door and either immediately leave after seeing the long line, or both see the long line, sigh and then say, "Ugh, I hate the Post Office" ...and then immediately leave after that.

A couple suggestions for you:

1) You have 6 stations to help people. Maybe fill those stations with 6 people, not 3.

2) Is there a quicker way to buy stamps or mail flat rate letters and packages? If so, let us know by having signage that tells us where and how to do things that don't require your assistance so we don't wait in line and then realize we could have done it on our own 45 minutes ago.

3) Create separate lines for seperate services. Why are you making a person, who only needs to pick up one package, wait in line behind all the people who have to mail letters and packages? This does not make sense.

You're slowing yourself down and you're probably mailing fewer packages because of it. The lesson here is simple: Make us happy and we'll make you more money.

Until then...ugh.